yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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