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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6942 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
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