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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9327 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
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