SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	832
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5158	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Not an smp

smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	868
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

This is a 1.18.2 survival smp server, this server includes custom items and crates, and none pay to win

notansmp.apexmc.co

Cristalix – Demaster streams Minecraft server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1903
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	5441
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	81	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the unique game server Cristalix – your path to an exciting world of diversity and fun! Our server provides a unique combination of mini-games, anarchy and exciting adventures for all Minecraft lovers. Are you ready to become part of this exciting online community?

A real holiday for gamers awaits you on the Cristalix server! We offer a wide range of mini-games to satisfy even the most discerning players. From exciting PvP battles to challenging puzzles, there is something for everyone. Choose your path and immerse yourself in the magical world of diversity.

Our server also prides itself on anarchy – there are no limits, only your imagination sets the rules! Create unique buildings, take part in crazy adventures and interact with other players in this virtual world without borders. Here you are free to embody your wildest ideas.

One of our special heroes is popular YouTuber Demaster! Join the Cristalix server to play with him, participate in his exciting streams, and even possibly become part of his team in exciting games. This is a unique opportunity to meet great gaming personalities right here on our server!

Server IP: start.playmc.su – remember this address and join us right now! Cristalix is not just a server, it is a place where the entire Minecraft world comes to life in all its glory. Here you’ll find adventure, friends and fun – everything you need for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Don’t miss your chance to be part of our amazing community!

crist.playmc.su

Skywarriors

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	New Chunks Explored:	176789
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Skywarriors is new high quality skywars server, server is beta now so come to play and give reviews!

135.181.221.45:25605

sino smp

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	67
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	164
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Sino smp is an smp with custom many custom items, 5+ bosses, 20+ armor sets, coin system, class system, shops and much more! no mods or extra downloads needed, all you need is minecraft 1.16.5! if you decide to join the server, I highly recommend joining the discord for, tips, update leaks and giveaways!

sinosmp.apexmc.co

Cubenet network

Creative, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	81
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to the server description page. Here you can find out more about CubeNet and what you can do here:

You have gamemodes such as Creative, SMP and Factions that you can play.

On Survival – you can build your base and spend time with friends.On Factions – you follow the normal Factions rules and you can Mine Blocks for Economy. On Creative – you are in a normal Minecraft world but you are in creative mode.

Looking for volunteers to help with the server moderation – YOU WILL NOT BE PAID.

IP: cubenet.mysrv.us

cubenet.mysrv.us

ReallyWorld – Doomer went hunting Minecraft server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	178	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

I present to your attention a unique Minecraft server – ReallyWorld! This is a world where your possibilities are unlimited and your adventures are endless. Join us at start.playmc.su and immerse yourself in an exciting experience that will not leave you indifferent.

? **Anarchy and Freedom**

ReallyWorld is a place where there are no rules and no restrictions. Your creativity and ability to survive will be your main allies. Create, build, explore – in this world, your story is written by yourself.

? **Mini-games for everyone**

Take a break from adventure and plunge into exciting mini-games. Challenge your friends to epic battles or compete with new acquaintances to determine who is the real champion.

? **Vulture and Intrigue**

Raise your sword and join the battle for territories. Griefing is not just a part of the game, it is an art. Fight for your place in this dynamic world where only the strongest survive.

? **Murder Contracts**

Become a hitman and complete exciting contracts. Your skill and stealth will be your main weapons in this dangerous game. Can you pass the test and earn a reputation in ReallyWorld?

? **Lots of Interesting Features**

From dynamic events to unique resources, ReallyWorld offers endless opportunities for development and adventure. And every action you take will leave a mark on the history of this wonderful world.

Join ReallyWorld at start.playmc.su and become part of an exciting world where every moment is a new adventure. Incredible opportunities and exciting events await you. Get ready for incredible challenges!

reallyworld.playmc.su

Furry Murray Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Family friendly Minecraft Survival server with an RPG twist! Mana, Skills, Jobs, Quests, Dungeons and much more!!!!

167.114.119.131:25594

mpender

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2857
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Potions Brewed:	145
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

My discord is Robert123456#9041 Hi this is my new SMP for Minecraft Java and its a fresh map NO HACKING AT ALL IF CAUGHT = PERM BAN The end is open and soo is the nether The Server will start when anyone joins (it takes ~1 minute to start up) and shutsdown when no one is on it after 3 minutes THIS IS FOR JAVA ONLY Have Fun no spawn protect griefing is allowed

mpender.exaroton.me

Blockers smp

PvP Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to Blockers SMP! This is a Lifesteal SMP where the player starts its own team/faction and fights to the death against other players. Each time you die you loose a heart and when you kill an other player you steal their heart the concept is simple and easy! I hope you enjoy!

104.223.108.102

🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Animals Bred:	71	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

— Free donate for time

— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

— Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

— More than 20 types of transport< /p>

— More than 15 types of weapons

— Start Trek items with kill counters!

— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

— Competitions and clan tops

— No wipes

< p>— No cheaters

— No cheating for donations

▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

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mr35.dynamitemc.ru

SlappedLambCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Everyone is welcome ! Active Community , friendly Ops ! Griefing is Not Tolerated ! Also Join Our Discord !

146.59.220.219:25576

WP Funland

Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Roller Coasters, Haunted Houses, Boats and much more! Join WP Funland now with your whole Minecraft and enjoy a great day in our park.

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WP Funland is a Minecraft amusement park server built by a group of friends. If you are interested in helping to build our park, please let the Owner and/or Co-Owner know.

play.wpgaming.nl

Bokai mc

Adult, Antigrief, Backpacks, Bukkit, Buycraft, Discord, Donations, Essentials, family friendly, Grief Prevention

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to BoKai! This is a survival 1.19 MC Java Server.

bokaiMC.com25565

Plugins:Claims + Grief PreventionRegion PostsVoting w/ in game rewardsTreefellerSleep ModShop keepersBackpacksWeb Store

bokaiMC.com

V-PROJECT server Minecraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crops Grown:	4845	Buildings Constructed:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Hi, friend! Have you been looking for a positive, vanilla Minecraft server with an adequate and responsive administration? Then it’s your choice!

V-PROJECT is a vanilla server on version 1.20.2 with inventory, and adequate administration and players, on which you can play in a pleasant company or start one

d4.aurorix.net:25030

Havoc Empire

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

-=[ About Us ]=- Havoc Empire is a calm and cozy server with a friendly community and dedicated staff! Explore our world, kill the Ender Dragon and play with other players and friends. Crossplay Java and Bedrock! There you can start the heads collection of every mob in the game or try to complete all quests we have prepared for you. The server has in-game economy that allows you to create your own shop, trade with other players and become a #1 among the richest players. Mostly vanilla server has its own little things that you will discover while playing: switchable PvP status, silk spawners, SafariNets and much more!

-=[ Server IP ]=- – Java – Play.HavocEmpire.net – Bedrock – Play.HavocEmpire.Net:25576 – Join via 1.7 – 1.19

-=[ Discord ]=- https://discord.gg/NRn8vHY9zC

Play.HavocEmpire.net