SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Duckcraft server

bedrock, Clans, Economy, Events, MCMMO, Pets, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Duckcraft Server – Survival Server 1.16 and 1.20.X

IP: mc.duckcraft.com.br | Port: 10304

BASIC INFORMATION:

» You don’t need to have a VIP to break spawners;

» No excessive Redstone limitations;

» Updates whenever there is a new version of the game;

» Available for Bedrock and Java Edition;

» Opened for 2 years and improving.

Come in and come have fun with us!

Discord: click here.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Aurora Craft

PvP, Survival

Aurora Craft is a developing server that needs lots of staff such as admins, mods, builders and lots more! PLEASE APPLY WHEN YOU JOIN THE SERVER!!!!!!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Damage Incorportated Multimode

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Hi there, Damage Incorporated is opening up our private minecraft server to the public. We are a multi gaming clan active in alot of different games. The main focus of our server is to offer an enjoyable environment for our players while offering multiple gamemodes and minigames. We have extensive anti grief systems in place such as land claims and rollback systems, to make sure your hard work is protected from those pesky griefers! To join the minecraft server use the following address: mc.dmg-inc.com

To have a chat with us on our teamspeak server use the following address: ts.dmg-inc.com

You can find more information about our community here: www.dmg-inc.com

Hope to see you ingame soon!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lyondar

Creative, Survival

Lyondar is a fun Minecraft server with a plotworld, factions survival world, and a perk-enabled relaxed survival world. We have a great community, and would be glad to welcome you! Ranks range from 5 to 55 USD. Join today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4605	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Esparcraft

MCMMO, Roleplay

Minecraft server, non-premium, Spanish MMORPG active 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, More information at:

http://esparcraft.corpmore.com/app.php/page/inicio?sid=f9a8b592c4d8bf1d56c2d4b694adaf08

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mythical empires

Arena Pvp, Banks, Bosses, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdom, PvE, RPG, Tokens

-= Mythical Empires =-– Gems and Money– Rpg Kingdoms– Jobs– Skills– Dungeons and Guilds– Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecochia

Creative, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Minecochia 6.0 is a 100% survival Minecraft server with more than 4 years of experience behind us. We are currently on version 1.10 Twitter: @minecochiaES

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Los Fenix

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Hello People hehehehehehehehehehehehe I hope you like the server subscribe to my channel my name is Rafael_Gamer Marcano

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Nova capital

ClanWars, Custom Items, Economy, Griefprevention, MCMMO, Survival

The Nova Capital server is survival for 1.20+ (Java and Bedrock)

– Land protection system with the golden shovel

– Server with compatibility to go from 1.16 to 1.20+

– System of voting boxes, event, majestic, sublime and nuclear

– Unique commemorative box system with a rotation of collectible items, where we celebrate special dates and trends. (items renewed each season)

– Economy, virtual server store with /store, player store in the chest

– MCMO system from 1 to 100

– Seasons bring new features but do not reset the map or data

– Chances to take out spawners (with soft touch)

– Killer, Viking, Sumo, treasure hunt, spleef and other events. – Clan system with clan war.

– Construction event every month with a new theme.

porta bedrock:10309

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

UniversoCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

UniversoCraft is a Minecraft server with a professional and solid team behind it, it is a “semi-premium” server with great capacity for evolution, it is hosted on very powerful machines that will not give you any lag when playing. You will definitely have fun!

Server IP: mc.universocraft.com Web: httyp://www.universocraft.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/UniversoCraftOficial/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/MCUniversoCraft Donation page: http://www.universocraft.com/tienda

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7934	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Crops Grown:	8012	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

London MC Server

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to this server without any plugins. If you like this server and this server is OP! This server is alive and never EVER going to die! it will never SHUT DOWN! Do not forget to join this vanilla server! Ill be waiting for you to join! This server has no rules as well!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bluerp romania

Balanced Economy, Crates, Friendly, Fun, Roleplay

🌌 The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). 🌌This is a minecraft server (1.20+) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.

The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.

We wish you a pleasant experience with us! ❤️

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RoyaleEmpire

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

Hello We Are Ya Network, we invite you to enter the server Modalidades : EggWars , FullPvP , PrisonOP , SkyWars Active Staff Etc. IP : RoyaleEmpire.mygs.co IP : RoyaleEmpire.mygs.co

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Montreal MC Server

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	273	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Beacoland

Adult, Community, Friendly, Friendly staff, Grief Prevention, hermitcraft, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with an awesome friendly adult community! Beacoland is a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server. We are ‘semi-vanilla’ with just a few added extras to improve performance, safety and player experience. These extras include OnePlayerSleep, Mob & Player heads and a co-ordinates hub. We believe we are the closest you will find to vanilla whilst still maintaining anti-grief/theft alongside server optimisation. Builds and items are made safe by CoreProtect but beyond this, there are no plugins which affect gameplay, such as /tp, /spawn or /home. At the time of writing, we currently have over 20 heavily active players, with more joining every day!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Spears Created:	11	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!