So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Magic Items Found: 1659 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1802 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Crops Grown: 8367
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 335068 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 774 Star Shards Collected: 67
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 296
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 686
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1372 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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