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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9729 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7826 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
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