SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	152	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	830
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Emeralds Found:	3433
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	157124	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	71
Magic Items Found:	4126	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	243370	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mines Excavated:	4625
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.