SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Items Found:	7676
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	3570	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	224
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	79	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magic Items Found:	6564	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!