SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mines Excavated:	3556
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5260	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	599944
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Ores Mined:	4380
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Ores Mined:	9504
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	4118

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	155

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

assault, China, Diplomatic tension, Dispute, east asia, Fiasco, Fishermen, fishing rights, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military aggression, SeaCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial conflict, territorial waters, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), Vietnam

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Tie-Breaker Network

bridging ties, Communication, Community, Connections, INFORMATION, information flow, information sharing, interpersonal relationships, Network, network theory, networking, relationships, social capital, social circles, social dynamics, social influence, social networks, social theory, Sociology, strength of weak ties, Tiebreaker, Weak ties

so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	686006	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Farms Harvested:	496
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Chicago-inspired, Community, community project, Dimensions, Discord, Drool, elemental control, Exploring, Flight, Goats, GoatZone, Included, laser vision, learning, Modded, Modern city, Mods, new things, Players, Powers, rule, Server, smp, special powers, Super, super speed, super strength, Unique abilities, Whitelist

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Superpowers	Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
Community Project	Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
Mods	New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
Focus	Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

FAQ

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

Can I change my superpower?

Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

How do I join the community project to build the city?

Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

/Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspiration, Crafting, craving, desire, dream, Fun, Goal, Int, International, just want one thing, longing, Minecraft, Need, Objective, one thing, Pursuit, Request, seeking, Server, Want, wish, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8948	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

all over bros, Bitcoin, bros, Craig Wright, cryptocurrency, Deception, Digital Currency, EXPOSED, Fake, fraud, fun while it lasted, hoax, identity revealed, Impostor, internet drama, jig, Minecraft, online controversy, scam, smp, the jig is up, truth revealed, Uncovered, unmasked

Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	703395
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoCoolMomAllowed

alcohol, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, consequences, cool mom, court petition, custody agreement, discipline, discipline strategies, ex-spouse, family dynamics, homecoming dance, Honesty, NoCoolMomAllowed, parenting, step-parenting, teenage rebellion, Trust, Weed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

Best choice, best option, best pick, best position, best selection, ideal position, Minecraft, optimal position, perfect position, preferred position, prime position, ProGamer69, recommended position, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top position, top position for success, top ranking position, top rated position, top selection, ultimate position

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7955	Farms Harvested:	654

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

blocktopia, Chaos, Crafting, CREEPERS

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	4712
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1