Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	1510	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Idunn smp

Economy, Events, Minigames, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	588
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Buildings Constructed:	49
Potions Brewed:	141	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to Idunn, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Our server has been going for one whole year and counting, offering endless hours of fun and adventure. We’re proud to offer cross-platform access, allowing you to connect from either Java or Bedrock edition. This means that you can join in on the fun, no matter what device you’re using!

Like other servers we offer player driven economies, kingdoms, minigames(hopefully), and just a general Minecraft experience. So whether you want to band together with your friends, set up farms to corner the market, or just explore the world there is something for you! Plus thanks to being run on a java server we also have the Slimefun addon, which adds a whole new dimension to the game. It offers a wealth of possibilities, from automatic farms to powerful machinery, all designed to help you achieve your goals while keeping the game fresh and exciting!

Some fun things we have:– A custom currency– Kingdoms! (aka nations)– Some custom mobs and items– Nightly VC’s. You can almost always find someone in vc to talk to– Friendly people– A community. We don’t just play minecraft, a number of our people play other games too. 🙂

If you are looking for a new home or want to play with others, we hope you join us. Please join our discord to be whitelisted.

play.idunn.one:35565

CitadelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Citadelcraft Network was born as Citadel, a Minecraft faction with a small group of people. 5 years later we have evolved into a charity based network, playing a wide range of games.

Our hardworking team brings some of the best content around!

What we offer: – Kingdoms – Realistic Survival – PixelArt – More to come!

Website: https://citadelcraft.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/citadelworld/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/citadelcraft Email: [email protected]

Discord: https://citadelcraft.com/discord

play.citadelcraft.com

Slimeball.wtf

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	1641
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Ever wanted to play football in Minecraft?Welcome to Slimeball, the ultimate soccer experience from versions 1.8 to 1.20!

Join now for thrilling matches, team-building, and unforgettable goals!

Slimeball.wtf

FSMC

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

–Survival server with lots of fun plugins -Custom Dungeon -Fun Quests -Cracked Minecraft -Custom Villager Shop -Bank -Chest Shop Comming Soon -New lobby -A lot of new updates comming soon

176.57.172.2

UgarisMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crops Grown:	6759
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

* UgarisMC * UgarisMC is a nice Dutch-language Minecraft server. On this server you can play Skyblock and soon other mini-games!

play.ugaris.com:25572

Sapphire smp season2

smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Sapphire SMP is a multiplayer vanilla survival server. This is our first public season with new features (See some below). At Sapphire we strive to make a fair experience for all that use our services so our server has no ranking system or vote rewards.

What we plan for Season 2:– Server will be open for public applications. (Applications will be open in the next few days via our website)– Fresh world with only a spawn building. (This means there will be no prebuilt shopping district or nether hub)– Voting system. (To help get our name out there you will be able to vote for the server. There will be no voting rewards)– Support for ViveCraft– And more

Vanilla.sapphiremc.xyz:25588

Paradise Kingdom

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Hello cosmic traveler! Come see the crystal castles and greet the local inhabits at Paradise Kingdom. This kingdom has no fancy ranks and everyone is welcome. We have simple ideas with no intent to over populate or use rune magic to corrupt the people. Come and create your own town with your bare hands, but watch out for the night creatures… they can hurt. Grab your things and head on over to the Paradise Kingdom

104.219.1.83

SkyGames2017.de

Economy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Thank you for your vote, you will receive your gifts shortly! Have fun on SkyGames2017.de!

SkyGames2017.de

Abitatibi-mc

Chestshop, Job, Semirp, TOWN, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	208
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Server IP: abtitatibi.apexmc.co:3256

abtitatibi.apexmc.co:3256

Just Another Vanilla Down Under NZ

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4623	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Just a basic Vanilla Minecraft server hosted in the South Island in New Zealand. 1gb/s Networked Server. 24/7. Good for anyone close by that has no low latency servers they can connect to!

Happy to TP people around the world if they want to live far out etc.

Open to comments, feedback and if any requests for changes here – [email protected]

203.86.192.195

Qntronmc voting now

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

VOTE NOW

qntronmc.hopto.org

Gamerworldmc

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8310
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	5438

Hello, i see you’re looking for a minecraft server! Here some of the stuff you will see if you join GamerWorldMc: We use the plugin Factions, to make people enable to claim and invite their friends and make a big empire! 😛 We also have Casino’s, where u can win big money. We have strict rules against hacking! Hacking will be 1 month jail or perm ban, Depends. We have a weekly fishing competition every friday, so tune in for that. So if u feel like this is the server for you, we welcome you to GamerWorldMc!

51.254.70.206

Epic Minecart

Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Join us on Epic Minecart and learn what Epic really means!

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66.70.250.26

Endlesssmp

Arena Pvp, Koth

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	4576
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to EndLessSteal, a realm where the heartbeat of survival syncs with the pulse of strategy. Here, in the unforgiving landscape of LifeStealSMP, every choice you make, every foe you face, and every alliance you forge is a step towards triumph or a stumble into oblivion.

Prepare to test the limits of your courage and cunning. As you navigate this world where the line between friend and foe blurs, remember: in the dance of life and steal, only the shrewd and the swift survive. So, arm yourself with valor, hone your skills, and join our community of adventurers as we embark on an endless journey of challenges, conquests, and camaraderie.

Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer seeking glory, EndLessSteal welcomes you to a realm where the possibilities are as boundless as your ambition. Embrace the adventure, seize the moment, and let the saga of your legacy begin!

mczhost.fun:7008

Fairlands

PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6354
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

May 5, 2019 Currently 1.14.2

A new survival server with an enhanced vanilla experience! Grief prevention/claim blocks for easy land claiming!

Website: https://fairlands.enjin.com/ Server IP: FairlandsMC.com

No whitelist No need to apply! Just come visit and try it out!

192.95.46.119