Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	195
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ores Mined:	2206	Void Armor Forged:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Emeralds Found:	1742	Love Letters Sent:	13
Star Shards Collected:	226	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1700
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	5922	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5493	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Potions Brewed:	124
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2356	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	1543
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!