Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6567	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6318
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Farms Harvested:	728
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	9103
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	5618
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineFall

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

What is the server IP for MineFall? The server IP for both bedrock and java is mc.Minefall.eu How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and inp MineFall supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CoppitCraft

Survival

CoppitCraft! Available to both Bedrock and Java players. A friendly, mainly Vanilla survival server with an added protected plot world to keep your valuables safe and simple shops to sell items to other players. If plots and shops are not your thing you can just head out into the wilderness for the full Vanilla experience. 🙂 Many of us are small YouTubers who create content on the server, if you feel like joining a growing group of content creators come along and join in.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	183	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PetrichorMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	786
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchantments Applied:	159
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RLCraft – Merciful Sufferings

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Three RLCraft Servers in one! You can select a Server to your own liking!– PvE with KeepInvntory and Landclaim– PvP without KeepInventory and with Landclaim– PvP in pure Anarchy Style, no Claims, no Economy, only basic Commands. Your choice!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Flocraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9265
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Star Shards Collected:	75	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Null Network

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Null Network is a survival server that focuses on becoming a unique survival experience. Using a resourcepack we created, we made unique weapons and mobs that seperates us from other servers! Features: – Unique Weapons: * Katanas * Greatswords * Quarterstaffs * Daggers * Magical Instruments (Flute, Guitar, Harp, Bell) * More is under development!* – Custom naturally spawning mobs around the wilderness. – Quests with unique Dialogue GUI. – And many more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5254
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	159	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: dw.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	30764	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.