Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Animals Bred: 161
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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