Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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