Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchantments Applied: 291
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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