Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

Darth Vader, Empire, Fanatic, galaxy far far away, george lucas, Han Solo, jedi, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, millennium falcon, Minecraft, original trilogy, Prequels, Princess Leia, Rebellion, Sci Fi, Sequels, Sith, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, stormtroopers, the force, Wars

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server

agnostic, cult leader, cult like, CultLeadersLoot, disgusted, divorced parents, Earl Grey tea, elders, Followers, Gifts, income, Minecraft, moving back home, Muslim, olive oil, Pension, philosophy, respected elder, Server, spiritual gatherings, unfair gift, University

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cult gathering? Look no further! Our server is like a spiritual journey, with elders to guide you and gifts to offer. But don’t worry, no foot kissing required!

Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

aita, Allergies, anger, boys trip, Chaos, Crafting, Doctor, Frustration, Hubby, husband out of town, Kids, kids fed, kids watched TV, MIA, missed class, missed Sunday school, new area, no babysitters, no habit, no one hurt, on and off sleep, sick, sinus infection, sunday school, TV babysitting, weekend

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9558	Enchantments Applied:	212
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EURejoinMinecraftServer

10 years, agreements, brexit, discussion, EU, EURejoinMinecraftServer, european union, foreign relations, Future, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Peter Mandelson, Political, Potential, referendum, Rejoining, speculation, talks, Time, Trade, uk

so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

IslandWarfareCraft

Army training, combat tactics, IslandWarfareCraft, jungle warfare, Military & Combat, military challenges, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, Military operations, military preparedness, military readiness, military simulation., military skills, military strategy, military tactics, military training, Pacific island warfare, Pacific theater, US army, warfare training

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can reenact epic battles from the US Army fighting in the Pacific islands? Well, look no further because our server lets you do just that!

Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.

But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

1.21.1 update, Bosses, Build Competitions, Community, Competitions, Discord, Disharmony, drips, Dungeons, Economy, epic adventures, Events, gladiators, Hide and seek, java, MCMMO, Murder Mystery, Pets, Proximity, PvE, Resets, RPG elements, smp, Tournaments, Towny, Voicechat, Website

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (1.21.1 THIS WEEKEND)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat
Towny & Economy
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Harmony Falls?	You can join Harmony Falls by using the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?	No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls and can be toggled on or off within the server.
What RPG elements are present on Harmony Falls?	Harmony Falls features MCMMO for leveling up skills and embarking on quests.
Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?	Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.
Can I bring my own pets on Harmony Falls?	Harmony Falls offers a variety of pets that players can acquire within the game to accompany them on their adventures.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

frosty, Minecraft, Scoops, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Debate Minecraft SMP Series

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

Career Advice, Communication Issues, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, financial struggles, housing crisis, job loss, Karma, KarmaCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, unemployment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BoyfriendBrunchFail

AITAH, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBrunchFail, Breakfast, busy, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DoorDash, FRIDAY, groceries, ignoring, light sleeper, pouty behavior, relationship, Routine, Sleeping, special day, standoffish, Understanding, work from home

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CashBackSibMinecraftSMP

Borrowing, borrowing from family, CashBackSibMinecraftSMP, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Etiquette, family, finances, financial boundaries, loans, MONEY, money management, personal finance, relationships, Repayment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Siblings, Trust

Are you tired of constantly being broke because your little sibling keeps stealing your hard-earned diamonds on our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and take revenge by building elaborate traps to catch them in the act! Who needs a bank when you have a sibling thief to keep you on your toes? Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry showdown!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SaharaFloods Minecraft Server

climate change, desert floods, dramatic images, environmental impact, extreme weather, flash floods, Floods, historic floods, Minecraft, natural disaster, rare event, SAHARA, Sahara climate, sahara desert, Sahara drought, Sahara ecosystem, Sahara floods, Sahara geography, Sahara rain, Sahara wildlife, SaharaFloods, Server, weather phenomenon

yo, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that’s so lit, even the sahara desert is flooding for the first time in 50 years just to get a taste of the action? like, bro, you gotta join this server ASAP before the whole world goes underwater from all the epicness happenin’ here.

imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.

come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid

aid, berlin, Berlin summit, Berlin visit, Chancellor Scholz, defense support, Diplomacy, european politics, germany, Germany military aid, Germany-Ukraine relations, international relations, Military, military aid, military assistance, political meetings, President Zelenskiy, Scholz, Scholzs, security cooperation, Ukraine, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiy visit, ZelenskiyCraft

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions

19th century, Africa, Attacks, CARNIVORES, Colonialism, Dna, Evidence, History, humans, investigation, Kenya-Uganda Railway, Kenyan lions, killings, Lions, man-eaters, PREDATORS, savagery, teeth, Tsavo, Tsavo Man-Eaters, Victims, wildlife

come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	150
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

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Welcome to Akoot & Co
Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.

Welcome to Akoot & Co

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.

Features
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration) World Map (dynmap) Bedrock support (Geyser) Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks) KeepInventory (Optional per player!) Timed Ranks/Custom Titles Text Formatting (+Gradients!) Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!) Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: `1.21.1`

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Is there land claiming?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have multiple homes?

Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	941
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.