Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Zombie Dances: 9
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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