Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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