SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

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SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

Be respectful. Be chill
No discrimination
No arguing or fighting
Hacking is not allowed
X-Ray is not allowed
Griefing is not allowed
Stealing is not allowed
Avoid swearing if possible
No excessive overbreeding
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules?	While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen?	Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players?	Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	239	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DadSnatchedVacayFUN

anger, aruba, birthday trip, Confrontation, DadSnatchedVacayFUN, exclusion, family divide, family dynamics, family vacation, favoritism, instagram, Jealousy, Sadness, secret trip, Siblings, spoiled, unfairness, vacation, youngest

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TimeTravelerSMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Destination, dream, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Journey, Memory, Nostalgia, past, Temporal, time machine, time travel, TimeTravelerSMP, Wanderlust

If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DreamCrafters

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, dream journaling, dream meanings, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamCrafters, lucid dreaming, sleep experiences, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal experience, unusual dream symbols, vivid dreams

Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

Alliance, Army, Asia, CommieCraft, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, joint forces, Military, military strategy, north korean, Partnership, Pyongyang, red, Russian army, SECURITY, Troops, War, world news

join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

Barataria Bay, Blowholes, Breath, dolphin, dolphins, environmental impact, exhaled breath, Florida, Louisiana, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammals, measurements, microplastic fibers, ocean contamination, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution effects, research study, respiratory system, Sarasota Bay, Server, wildlife conservation

come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Star Shards Collected:	129
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Buildings Constructed:	47
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	205

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Infinite Cobblemon

Abilities, Adventure, Automation, Backpacks, Battles, Biomes, Contraptions, creativity, Creatures, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Friends, landscapes, Machinery, MCMMO, Modpack, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, storage system, Structures, Trainers

Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

Key Features:

Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

#youtube, Active players, Allies, Anarchy, betray, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Hacks, halfbaked, Ip:, located, Map, map size, nether roof, Resets, semi anarchy, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Website, World Borders

Simply Vanilla <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/thelazypeon/">Minecraft Server</a>

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

Map size: 10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
How long has the server been online?	Since 2019.
What is the map size?	10 TB+
Can I join the server’s Discord community?	Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
Is the Nether accessible in the server?	Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6527
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

ancestral worship, ancient gods, cultural pride, divine beings, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, folklore, folklore legends, Gods, Minecraft, Mythology, pagan gods, polytheism, slavic, Slavic culture, slavic gods, Slavic heritage, slavic mythology, slavs, smp, spiritual traditions, supernatural beings, traditional beliefs

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Void Gems Collected:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4509	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

barbecue, Client, competitors, CraftySabotage, DEBT, Distance, financial trouble, Friends, going LC, husband, Kids, lending money, Marriage, Minecraft, Relocation, Respect, sabotage, Sales, Server, sneaky, Trust, WIBTA

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9945	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DressGate: Mom Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, DressGate, Edition, friendship, healthy body image, mom, mother-daughter relationships, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, social pressure, teenage development, teenage girls, teenage relationships, toxic friendships

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	3853
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

acceptance, BETRAYAL, bitter, Closure, Communication, emotional baggage, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, life lesson, longest relationship, moving on, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self worth, self-care, smp, Trust

Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ores Mined:	522	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crops Grown:	5922

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Star Shards Collected:	78	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Canada, Canadian politics, Conservative parliamentarians, ConservativeCraft, Democracy, election, Ethics, federal inquiry, foreign influence, foreign interference, Government, inquiry, Interference, investigation, justin trudeau, Minecraft, political corruption, political ethics., political scandal, scandal, Server, trudeau

so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3