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PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	2513	Underground Cities Explored:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Towns Built:	8
Animals Bred:	126	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Potions Brewed:	139
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	185
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	145
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Farms Harvested:	992
Ores Mined:	7950	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Fire Nation Chronicles

air pollution, california wildfires, Chronicles, environmental health, environmental impact, Fire, health impacts, health outcomes, Health research, health study, launched, long-term effects, long-term study, los angeles wildfires, multi-institutional, nation, public health, research, respiratory health, study findings, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	891086

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!

🔰 anarchy 🔰 / 🥇 The first season 🥇 server minecraft

Anarchy, Minecraft, Server, The first season

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Secret Passages Found:	5

The description of the server server “Anarchy the First Season” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.InfinityMine.ru

TMW

All the Mods 10, all the mods 9, all the mods 9 to the sky, Atm, Chroma Endless 2, Craftoria, discord server, English-speaking community, flawless experience, Friends, Hasturian era, Industrial Village, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Prominence II, RPG, Servers, skyfactory 5, TMW

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	241734
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Animals Bred:	61	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.30	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.3	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
Craftoria	1.14.0	craftoria.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required)	5.0.4	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: You can join by entering the IP address provided for the modpack you want to play on in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are additional mods required for SkyFactory 5?: A: Yes, additional mods are required for SkyFactory 5. Check our Discord server for more information on which mods are needed.
Q: Where is the server hosted?: A: The server is hosted in the EU.
Q: How can I become a part of the community?: A: Join our Discord server and website to connect with other players and stay updated on server news and events.
Q: How can I report an issue or concern?: A: You can report any issues or concerns on our Discord server, where our staff will be able to assist you.

Players:	93/600	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3