so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Alien Abductions: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dimension Hops: 11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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