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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7762 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 400 |
Mines Excavated: | 2253 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 167 |
But that’s not all – we have a whole court full of crazy neighbors who love to park wherever they please and leave tire tracks on your property. Don’t worry, we’ve got cinder blocks and heavy planters to keep them in line. And if they dare to throw trash over your fence, we’ll make sure they regret it.
So come on over and join the chaos – because sometimes being rude is the only way to survive in a world full of inconsiderate neighbors. Who needs peace when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and sprinkler shenanigans?