Spork SMP: Where the sporks are stronger than diamond swords!

combat features, Community, custom weapons, datpack, Diamond, Discord, Media, Minecraft, modded terrain., other games, Powers, Rarity, resource pack, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spork, sporks, Stronger, Swords, Tectonic, Terrain generation mods, vanilla launcher, Whitelist, yung’s better minecraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	6111	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Datapack Driven Custom Weapons	We have custom weapons and modded terrain generations using server-side terrain generation mods such as tectonic and Yung’s better minecraft. These mods are purely server side, allowing players to join with a vanilla launcher.
Custom Combat Features	The datapacks, combined with the resource pack, add custom combat features and weapons with varying rarity and powers. These weapons reference other games and media.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/ryJzumCExN

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods are used for terrain generation?	We use server-side mods such as tectonic and Yung’s better minecraft for terrain generation.
Can I join the server with a vanilla launcher?	Yes, you can join the server with a vanilla launcher as the mods are purely server side.
Are the weapons in the server custom?	Yes, we have custom weapons with varying rarity and powers that reference other games and media.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7409	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	188
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1988	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	82	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	8799
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!