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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8385 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!