| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5742 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 243 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
SPLOINKY is a NEW 1.20 Java server!
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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9350 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8005 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind! Our server is like a virtual sanctuary where you can build, explore, and connect with other players without worrying about your siblings trying to steal your diamonds.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their loot in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face the ghost and claim their lost treasures?
So come join us on our server, where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone accidentally blows up your epic castle with TNT. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your siblings’ passive-aggressive comments at Thanksgiving dinner.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7057 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5806 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
First off, the creators of this server are like, super smart. They used some fancy schmancy artificial intelligence to make the whole thing feel like you’re inside a freakin’ virus. But, like, in a cool way, not a gross way. It’s like you’re exploring the inner workings of a computer virus, but instead of destroying your computer, you’re just havin’ a blast in Minecraft.
And get this, there’s all these crazy structures and challenges that’ll keep you on your toes. It’s like a maze of awesomeness that’ll have you screamin’ “woah, dude” every five seconds. Plus, there’s prizes and rewards that’ll make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’ll blow your mind and make you feel like a virus-fighting hero, then this is the place for you. Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9911 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Server Name | FloofSMP |
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| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Features | Proximity voice chat plugin for friendly interactions |
| Rules | Be respectful to others; furries are encouraged to join but all are welcome |
A: Fill out the form here, or contact cryo_derg on Discord for more information.
A: Yes, all are welcome to join FloofSMP, but it is highly encouraged for furries to participate.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7417 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 910 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6853 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 115 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual world where grandmas can’t ruin your Christmas spirit with their questionable teachings. No fear of God lectures here, just pure unadulterated fun!
Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from meddling family members. Build your own Santa’s workshop and let your child believe in fictional characters without any unwanted religious influences. It’s time to take back control and show grandma who’s boss in the virtual world!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. It’s time to build, explore, and most importantly, have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Let’s escape reality together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2959 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you try to defeat it.
But that’s not all! We have the most random kinks you’ve ever heard of, like riding llamas dressed as unicorns, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and hosting fashion shows for zombie villagers.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild (literally, there’s a herd of wild ocelots running around spawn)!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6448 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 310 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
our scientists have been working day and night in their lab coats and safety goggles to make this dream a reality. they’ve cracked the code on how to make lithium-rich layered oxide material last longer than your grandma’s fruitcake.
so if you want to be the envy of all your minecraft buddies and show off your indestructible gear, join our server now and start mining like there’s no tomorrow. who needs diamonds when you have tools that will outlive us all? come see for yourself and be amazed at the wonders of science (and maybe a little bit of magic).
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3897 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9182 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7175 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Build your own heavenly kingdom and rule over your subjects with an iron fist… or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat.
But wait, there’s more! You can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s the real angel in this virtual paradise.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and ascend to Minecraft heaven, where the pixels are always shining bright and the creepers are just misunderstood angels in disguise.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5633 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 2319 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players ride on the backs of Ender Dragons through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and exploding creepers. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves.
So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of obsidian.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2463 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 374 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2619 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 134 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4397 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you let your mom extend her stay in your virtual Minecraft house, or will you prioritize your own sanity and kick her out (in the game, of course)?
With challenging personalities and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with frozen pipes and flooded basements here!
Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual car ride with your family members, trying to fit everyone in (luggage included)!
