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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8760 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!