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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7335 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as bouncy as a trampoline and the creepers wear tutus! we’ve got more crazy adventures than a llama on roller skates and more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box.
our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and potions that will make you fly like a chicken with wings.
we’ve got dungeons deeper than a bottomless pit and bosses tougher than a diamond golem on steroids.
so come on down to our server and experience the molecular mechanism governing the plasticity of use-dependent spike broadening in dorsal root ganglion neurons… or just come for the laughs and the chaos. either way, you won’t regret it!
