Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 832418

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Infinitywild

    Infinitywild

    ───── ∗ ⋅INFINITYWILD⋅ ∗ ────── 〢Survival 1.19.3・ We have ➥ Economy – Auction House – Shop ➥ Clans ➥ Crates – +7 Crates ➥ Protection Ore – 5 Ore ➥ NoPvP Mine | MinaPvP ➥ Daily rewards – Daily, Weekly and Monthly ➥ User Kit | Rank kit ➥ Parkour at spawn ➥ TOPs Leaderboard ➥ And more What are you waiting for to join?・Versions 1.16.5 through 1.19.3

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Hextech Craft

    Hextech Craft

    Join my server for Survival adventure, It is newly created and will be increasing cap space once we hit up to 20+ players playing every day. Come support me and play with friends. SMP, Economy, Chest shop, Mob Arena, Survival

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 🗿🗿 Pixeltopia Classic 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 🗿🗿 Minecraft server

    🗿🗿 Pixeltopia Classic 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 🗿🗿 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Pixeltopia – a unique and exhilarating adventure in the world of Minecraft!

    Anti-CheatAnti-XRayAdministrators play without creativity and survive on their own. We have a developed economy with a dynamic market. Trade with other players, create your own stores and become a Pixeltopia tycoon. Participate in exciting events organized by the administration. From seasonal celebrations to exciting quests, we always have something interesting. Pixeltopia is not just a server, but a friendly community. Chat with other players in our chat, create clans and find new friends. Get unique privileges and items through our donation system. Help support the server and receive exclusive bonuses.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Valid Network

    Valid Network

    Valid Network is a 1.7/1.8 HCF and Practice network.

    Server IP: validhc.com Discord: discord.validhc.com Store: store.validhc.com

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Sinful minecraft

    Sinful minecraft

    If you are interested in being in an 18+ Minecraft server, come on by! You will first need to join our discord server Sinful 18+ but once you get verified in our server, you will be eligible to play our Minecraft server. We hope to see you soon!!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Emeralds Found: 9018
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Animals Bred: 105

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Herocraft – SemiRPG

    Herocraft – SemiRPG

    Come and enjoy a new survival experience on our full factions and semi rpg server. On this occasion we wanted to correctly mix the dynamism of the survival-factions together with the classic rpg of a lifetime, which has resulted in a “complicated” server with a great focus on pvp and the individual economic growth of Every player. With our balanced economy, custom items and drops, and bosses we assure you many hours of fun and action. Collect money, rank up, get keys to open unique chests with extremely powerful and exclusive items, found your faction and try to conquer first place in the entire Herocraft kingdom…

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Military-Political ElitaLand server Minecraft

    Military-Political ElitaLand server Minecraft

    The best military-political Minecraft server ElitaLand

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Rebels Vanilla

    Rebels Vanilla

    This server will be public until we set up some plugins on it. We will have a custom server hug when we reset the server. One of my server team members has made this custom server hug.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Petecraft

    Petecraft

    Join us here at: petecraft.mc.gg

    Plugins: Coreprotect, Luckperms, MCMMO, Jobs Reborn, Vault, Essentials, GroupManager, Silk Spawners, & more!

    PeteCraft is a small, survival server looking to expand its business. What’s our business? Crafting of course! Come spread your builds throughout this world! Don’t like to build? Set up a shop to sell/buy items and become an arms merchant, slay the dragon/wither to beat the game, or just come by to say hi! Whatever the goal is, just be sure to respect everyone. We have only one rule; Don’t be a dick.

    Discord is 18+ and builder permissions for command access (things like /sethome and /buy) are given out by admin based on playtime in the server. Until then, enjoy the vanilla game and random teleport commands to find your perfect spot! Join the discord to get any updates on server news or connect with the coordinates thread to get acquainted with your neighbors.

    Dynmap: http://209.58.154.27:40945/#

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bczwCmEwCH

    Next server project is adding voting rewards for the Nuvotifier plugin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • 30Timers

    30Timers

    30Timers. Get radom items every 30 Seconds. Get ranks at our store https://30timers.craftingstore.net. Active staff. Our discord https://discord.gg/5UAyXbh.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Town Legend Minecraft server

    Town Legend Minecraft server

    Create your Empire!

    Control your land, create cities, manage resource extraction, destroy cities and defend yourself!

    Capturing territoriesCreating storesBuying goodsFlying in citiesCustom mobsChanged loot

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Lopobia network

    Lopobia network

    A unique survival network with the purpose of bringing everyone together, regardless of the platform you play on.We offer many features, ranging from Seasons (changes colors of the world w/o mods) & Custom Enchants. Join us today!

    We support:– Versions 1.8 & above– Bedrock– Eaglercraft– Cracked

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Akvarija

    Akvarija

    Akvarija is a survival server that offers you: – Change of seasons (color of leaves, temperature, calendar…) – Interesting Custom mobs – A claim system with which you can protect the base – By playing, you get better ranks – Challenges you solve by playing (Achievements) – Drawing in minecraft – Along with food, there is water and energy – New custom generated fruits and vegetables per map – Cities you can join – The possibility of using the cauldron to make alcohol or drinks – Custom fishing for fishermen – The possibility of creating your own shop (Market) – A cosmetic menu that has various decorations

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SemleksCraft Minecraft server

    SemleksCraft Minecraft server

    BEST SERVER WITH FREE DONATION! THE BEST ANTI-CHIT, GRIF, IS BV AND SV!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Freedom SMP

    Freedom SMP

    Hey! Me and a friend made a little SMP after getting the one we used to play on destroyed by the terrible owners… anyways, come join us!

    Version? Our server is currently running on version 1.16.3. We will be trying our best to keep the server up to date with the most recent Minecraft version.

    Any Extras? We have a set of anti-mob grief data that disable creepers, enderman, and ghasts destroying anyone’s blocks! We also don’t require all players to sleep on the server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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