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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4476 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 315 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.
