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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 971 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
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join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.
