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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Zombie Dances: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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