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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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