so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
Potions Brewed: 98 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
New Chunks Explored: 524279 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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