so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Mines Excavated: 1782 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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