Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
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