SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	539195	Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	1541	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	New Chunks Explored:	739424

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Towns Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5645
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	8342	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	191	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	2161
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.