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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 705 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
yo dude, you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but without the safety harnesses. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that can rap.
once, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started telling jokes. it was the funniest thing ever until it started demanding sacrifices of baked beans.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have players who communicate solely through interpretive dance, and others who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks.
if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. join us and become part of the madness. just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
