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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5970 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship, where pigs with turbo boosters strapped to their backs compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the World. Place your bets and watch the chaos unfold as these porky speed demons tear up the track.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving Without a Parachute” minigame? Jump off a cliff and see if you can survive the fall without turning into a pancake. It’s a thrill ride like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. His Speedways? More like His Speedways… of Insanity!