so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.

if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3285
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 414 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7031 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Emeralds Found: 4419 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Dimension Hops: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8958
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 113
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magic Items Found: 3644
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4959
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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