so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.

if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Dragon Scales Harvested: 224 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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