Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4694 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.
So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.
So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.
So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.
And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 5877 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 230 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 78 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 9151 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5361 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories that will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off.
Our server is equipped with the most advanced technology, like Controlnet and LoRa Training, to help you conquer the pixelated universe like a pro.
And don’t forget about our exclusive AMD GPU section, where you can unleash the power of your graphics card and witness mind-blowing graphics that will make your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for some degenpasta along the way!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2288 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
