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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 27 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Astral Projections Made: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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