so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
New Chunks Explored: 755267 Players Killed by Monsters: 1856
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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