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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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