so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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