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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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