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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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