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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4422 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2185 |
But beware, the ketamine-infused mobs are no joke on this server. They move faster, hit harder, and may even break out into dance parties when you least expect it. So grab your enchanted armor and get ready for a wild ride as you navigate through Elon’s twisted dreamscape.
And who knows, you might even run into Elon himself, dressed up as the antichrist and spouting off wild conspiracy theories. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!