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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1995 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
join our server and u can ride a pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes, how cool is that? not cool enough? well, how about this – u can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.
but wait, there’s more! on our server, u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. and if u’re lucky, u might even meet a talking potato who tells hilarious jokes.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u’re allergic to fun, then maybe u should stay away. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s have a blast!